Sunday, August 10, 2008


Open bar. Ok, I get it. You want to drink.
It's been a long week.

But how drunk is too drunk.

Fluttering eyes.. not seeing straight. Fighting in public.. Forgetting that you were sucking that gut in and now it's hanging out--for both men and women...

How drunk is too drunk at a wedding?

It's "fun" to know they rented a bus for you since they knew you'd get really, really drunk. So drunk that they knew you'd have to leave your car in the parking lot and let the 'drunk bus' take you back to the hotel.. where you'd drool yourself to sleep in a hot tub or a bed...

How drunk is too drunk?

Tonight, I saw too drunk. People so drunk they forgot how to dance.. People so drunk they forgot to have fun. Instead they just got drunk.

Drunk.
Drunk.
Drunker..
Drunkest.
How's the biggest fool feel now? After the hangover goes away?

The server's will still be cleaning up after you ..

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

isn't that the point of a wedding?

Anonymous said...

isn't the point celebrating a new life with a woman?

then again, maybe it's really the best man hiding the groom's other girlfriends lol

different point for everyone i guess

inland empire restaurant and food reviews said...

I think you just have a couple of drinks. Just to take the edge off, not get all sloppy drunk.

Anonymous said...

Believe it or not, when I book most parties, I try to sell a package... I actually prefer cash bar nowadays at weddings however... for specifically the behavior you have indicated. You get the drinking amateur's club going at most weddings. When I speak to parents of the bride & groom, I explain that there will be more happier memories and less fights, d.u.i.'s, etc... because a cash bar is somewhat self-limiting, especially with a younger crowd.... a person who will drink 15 if they are free is going to slow down after 2 or 3.... MOST OF THE TIME!!! :)

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