Saturday, October 3, 2009

...Three events.. First the bridal party photo shoot tonight in which the bride said she's 'so excited about losing' her virginity while the rest of the party cackled in autumnal laughter..

Next.. The bride was scene butt-first by a cook in the restroom when the bride forgot to lock the door .. no underwear. It appears she was ready to lose her innocence..

And finally, the DJ put it all over the edge when, during the whole jazz they do with the garter toss etc., he told the girl that caught the bouquet to touch the guy's "package" as a thank you. And she did.

And it was tacky... And a gross violation of garter toss etiquette..
There's soup on my fly © 2013 | Powered by Blogger | Blogger Template by DesignCart.org