MORE TACKY MOMENTS IN WEDDING HISTORY

...Three events.. First the bridal party photo shoot tonight in which the bride said she's 'so excited about losing' her virginity while the rest of the party cackled in autumnal laughter..

Next.. The bride was scene butt-first by a cook in the restroom when the bride forgot to lock the door .. no underwear. It appears she was ready to lose her innocence..

And finally, the DJ put it all over the edge when, during the whole jazz they do with the garter toss etc., he told the girl that caught the bouquet to touch the guy's "package" as a thank you. And she did.

And it was tacky... And a gross violation of garter toss etiquette..

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How much $$ should this be?

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Do you move your plate?

As a server, and also an observant customer, I see people moving their plates. The server puts them down, and the customer moves them because they don't like where the server places them. Why don't you just take the plates from the server instead of letting the server put them on your table? There are tons of etiquette for servers, but what about customers? Why are they permitted to rudely move their plates?

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LUCK OF THE IRISH AT NOTRE DAME TURNS SOUR

SHE GOT A $29,000 TIP.. NOW NOTRE DAME SUES TO GETS ITS TIP BACK..

The University of Notre Dame has a new tip for a catering employee they mistakenly gave a $29,000 gratuity check: Give it back.

A lawsuit filed by the Indiana university claims Sara Gaspar used the accidental check to pay bills and buy a new car, MyFOX Chicago reported.

Notre Dame claims the check, which was supposed to be for $29.87, not $29,387, was issued on April 17 and alleges caterer Gaspar never notified university officials about the blunder.

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FAT DUCK UPDATE: THE VOMIT ENDS

Yes, I said "fat duck"..But say it fast ten times and you're not saying fat duck anymore..

Back in March of this year, Soup on my Fly reported on some rumblings in the tumblings in Britain at an expensive restaurant called the Fat Duck -- it was prestigious and pricey. And Soup on my Fly's ending observation concluded that the food from the Fat Duck gave the most expensive and explosive diarrhea on earth..

The New York TIMES is now reporting how it all happened at the Duck: Bad shellfish and bad hygiene.

Lots of bang for the buck at the Duck..

Porcelain thrones lined with gold .. ridding the body of that Foi Gras and shrimp salad..

The HPA report from Britain concluded, " These included a delayed response to the incident, staff working when they should have been off sick, and the wrong environmental cleaning products being used"

The report also mentioned oyster problems and clams.

But it doesn't end there for the vomit lined with gold.

Fat Duck's oyster supplier, Colchester Oyster Fishery, said, "The HPA inspectors have found traces of norovirus in our oysters, and in other produce at the restaurant which we did not supply. It happened in January and February when winter vomiting disease is quite common" Graham Larkin from the oyster company also said his company was a victim too, because of water contamination at a sewage treatment plant in Colchester. Incidentally, Larkin from the oyster company is allergic to oysters...

Whether the rich and famous stop eating at the Fat Duck remains to be seen, but just weeks ago, the Fat Duck for a perfect 10 out of 10 rating from the Good Food Guide 2010 .. Maybe just about the oysters for a bit?

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A BAD DAY FOR A WHITE WEDDING

..I pity couples when their wedding day has to take place on what should be a beautiful day but the weather doesn't cooperate..

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9/11 eight years later

..It's interesting. A part of my memory of that brutally cruel day eight years ago actually involves a restaurant. I worked the evening of Tuesday September 11 2001. It was a Rotary party at 5:30 at a now defunct restaurant called Henry's Family Dining. I remember some vague things .. I don't recall if they ate or not, but I do recall a dismissal early of their meeting due to the tragic events of the day ..

Time goes by so fast..

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The Labor Day class reunion.....

50 years later..
A few people looked like they needed a juicer to grind up their salads..

It's been a long weekend.

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..In the annals of 'tacky wedding moments'

It's not enough that the wedding was late because the limo got pulled over by cops on the way to the reception -- although it was a 'practical joke' .. (One that the limo driver, however, was not in on....)

It was still not enough that the groomsman during dinner chose to dry-hump the running water fountain in front of the both families ..

It still, after all that, wasn't enough that someone in the bridal party decided it was funny to get a fire extinguisher and spray it all over the hallways and bathroom area of the reception hall..

With all these tacky wedding moments, the most tacky was still to come.. The moment when the DJ, at the request of the bridal party, dedicated a song to the bride: A unedited version of the song "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry.

The song played during the prime time of post-dessert dancing.. The reception lit up with excitement .. Dry humping ensued.. and pole dancing.. And respectable people suddenly became sexually perverse caricatures of themselves...

As grandma looked on..
Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting f--- laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make

There was little shock, besides the wait staff and kitchen staff that overheard the outside antics. They had to listen a few times before the conclusion was made: That is the unedited version!

But you f--- so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

The white haired senior members of both families looked a little stunned. Their faces twitched and moved.. Their eyebrows raised..

You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star
You'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy
But I like the way you f-- me

Yes, indeed.. the most tacky moment of all...

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LABOR DAY WEEKEND BEGINS...

The sun is shining.. temperatures are comfortable.. it's late summer and you can feel that hint of the early fall majesty.

And someone picked today for a wedding .. and two classes picked tomorrow to reunite.. There goes the weekend.

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